well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
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I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
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I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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