The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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