I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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