Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
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There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
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This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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