I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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