ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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