We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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