windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
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