I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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