im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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