i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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