dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
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Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
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Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
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