Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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