I'm going to rape someone's good day.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
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He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
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You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
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