i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Randomize
