dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
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I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
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I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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