What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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