Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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