She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
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maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
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Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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