One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
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He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
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Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
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