I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
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Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
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You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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