let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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