so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
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