so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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