question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
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This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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