i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Randomize
