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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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