Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
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You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
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Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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