if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
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