Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
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Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
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I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
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