bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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