I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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