Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
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Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
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I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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