Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
