Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
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There is no way he is gay with that hair.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
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Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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