I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
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this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
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I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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