Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
Welp...herpes.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
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They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
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I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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