"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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