is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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