omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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