Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
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Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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