You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
