peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
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Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
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This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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