We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
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Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
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No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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