wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
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Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
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I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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