Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I am one with the molecules
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
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