it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
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Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
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I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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