Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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