i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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