that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
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he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
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My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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