She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
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I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
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No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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