Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
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If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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