I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
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I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
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There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
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