A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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