I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Someone shit on the floor
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
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