there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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