Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
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The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
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Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
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